Joby's been on the blower; the council's confiscated all his music playing equipment because the neighbours have complained about the noise.
Well, here is the remedy, Joby.
Get an Admiral's megaphone, the sort made of bakelite with a battery in it, that whistles and squeals with uncontrollable feedback.
At six in the morning, open an upstairs window, and sing 'Morning Has Broken' in your sweetest tones, a capella, the Cat Stevens version complete with cheesey keychange.
Stand back and admire.